Is REBOL Actually a Revolution?
Monday, September 8th, 2008This is the second of several articles I’m going to write about the REBOL programming language. To learn more about it, you can visit rebol.com. But my hope is to demystify some of its strengths and weaknesses in a way that their website currently does not, so if you read what I write first then it might help.
(Clear Warning: REBOL is not “free as in freedom” software, and no commitment has been laid out for how the commercial scaffolding which supports its development would be phased out. I know of no published statement that RT would not sue ORCA or other open-source efforts to implement the language. Until these issues are resolved, I consider it only an interesting thing to study and do *not* suggest its use in important projects. While REBOL may rebel against complexity, I think the rebellion for freedom is more fundamental—and the infrastructure we build on is too crucial to be left in the hands of one company that decides who may use a tool and how.)
REBOL’s advocates tout the language as a “rebellion against software complexity”. But what does that actually mean? Ruby and Python advocates ask how it differs from other modern interpreted languages. What they’ll get back usually boils down to “the interpreters for every other language, plus their libraries, plus the source code you feed into them, are too many bytes for what the end result achieves.”
I do poke a bit of fun of their obsession with size, by comparing it to Saturday Night Live’s “Tiny Elvis”. In the sketch, Nicholas Cage is shown dressed as a miniature Elvis who points to common household items and remarks about how “huge” they are:

Tiny Elvis: Hey, man.. look at that salt shaker, man. That is huge! Man, I’ll never be able to use all that salt, man. That is way too much!
Red: Yeah, that’s a big salt shaker, Elvis!
Tiny Elvis: Sure is huge, man.
Sonny: That’s hilarious, Elvis!
Red: Score another one for the Tiny E!
Tiny Elvis: Well, I’m just saying it’s a big salt shaker, that’s all.
Red: [ laughing ] There he goes again! That’s why he’s the Tiny E.
I’ve envisioned REBOL’s architect Carl Sassenrath miniaturized at a modern workstation. He’d be bemoaning the misapplication of the hardware, as “Tiny REBOL”:
Tiny REBOL: Whoa now. Look at that Firewire drive, 750 Gigabytes! I run in 750 Kilobytes. What would *I* ever do with all those bytes?
Fork: [ laughing ] Man, you’re going tonight, Tiny R!
Despite my friendly kidding, I agree that size can be a good barometer of when complexity has been managed well. It’s not the only indicator and shouldn’t be taken to extremes—such as by giving variables short (but unclear) names. Yet if a very small system can do what you’d think a much larger one would be needed for, it bears a closer look.
Plus, I do think REBOL can be rightfully called a revolution against most of today’s programming methods. In this article I’m going to try and tackle the philosophical basis for why I believe it.


